Entertainment / 08-09-2019

Most brutal jokes from Alec Baldwin Roast

Most brutal jokes from Alec Baldwin Roast

Alec Baldwin sat and smiled as he copped an absolute battering during his Comedy Central Roast on the weekend.

Celebrities including Robert De Niro, Caitlyn Jenner, The Hangover star Ken Jeong and comedian Jeff Ross all hurled insults at the actor for the TV special, which will air on The Comedy Channel on Foxtel on September 16.

There were a lot of jokes about Baldwin’s infamous 2007 voicemail to his daughter Ireland in which he called the then 11-year-old a “rude, thoughtless little pig” after she missed his phone call. And Caitlyn Jenner was also on the receiving end of a lot of jabs from the roasters about her transition.

Here are the best jokes of the night.

Sean Hayes to Alec Baldwin: “Don’t worry, Alec. Nothing said here tonight will be meaner than what you said on your daughter’s voicemail.”

Sean Hayes to Alec Baldwin, referencing 30 Rock: “I promise this will be the funniest thing you’ve been a part of that Tina Fey didn’t carry you through.”

Sean Hayes to Robert De Niro: “Is this the same Robert De Niro that did Little Fockers and Dirty Grandpa? I can’t wait for someone to make you an offer you can refuse. Alec Baldwin needs anger management like Robert De Niro needs better management.”

Robert De Niro to Alec Baldwin about starring in two Woody Allen films: “Alec and Woody Allen have a lot in common, except Alec only screamed at his daughter, and Woody, well …”

Robert De Niro to Alec Baldwin about the actor’s tendency to lash out at the paparazzi: “I once saw him take a selfie and punch his own face.”

Ireland Baldwin to Alec Baldwin, referencing her mum, Kim Basinger: “It’s not easy to be the daughter of an iconic movie star. But I’m not here to talk about my mum and her Oscar.”

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to Alec Baldwin about playing Donald Trump on SNL: “What was it like to play Trump? All that anger. All that narcissism. How did you dial it down?”

Caitlyn Jenner to Alec Baldwin about falling out with his brother, Stephen: “Back when I was Bruce, we were brothers. That’s another brother you’ll never talk to again.”

Sean Hayes to Caitlyn Jenner: “I can’t believe you’re here. Wow, you’ve got balls, girl.”

Robert De Niro to Caitlyn Jenner: “There’s something different about you, but I can’t put my finger in it.”

NBA star Blake Griffin (who used to date Kendall Jenner) to Caitlyn Jenner: “On behalf of the NBA and half of the rappers on the Billboard charts, I want to thank you for giving your daughters their daddy issues.”

Blake Griffin to Alec Baldwin: “You look like if Jimmy Fallon drowned three days ago.”

Nikki Glaser to Caitlyn Jenner: “You’re a Republican, I don’t know why. You’ve already gained control over a woman’s body.”

Caitlyn Jenner to people who don’t support the trans community: “You can suck my d**k … if you can find it!”

Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin will stream on Foxtel and screen on The Comedy Channel on Monday, September 16 at 7pm AEST

08-09-2019 17:30, source: news.com.au, by James Foster
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